Friday, April 17, 2009

Keri Who????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An up and coming nobody needed a gimmick to sell a 10-times pushed back album. So what did this person do? They decied to put Beyonce's name in their mouth to stir up some luke warm controversy. Said album, however, still failed miserably on the charts and in the court of public opinion. Extensive and tireless research has uncovered that this thing is called a 'Keri Hilson' and it can be found performing in the ghetto circuits of Atlanta.

When asked for comment Bey said....


Nevertheless...

As luck would have it, a group of Beyonce stans got wind of this crackhead/mophead spewing nonsense. They decided to respond in song to this previously unknown entity. Check out these very talented Bey stans' little ditty:



Then there were others who, understandably, as stans are known to, went BALLISTIC at the very thought that someone would try to step to Bey in this way! Take a look at this Bey stan loosing his MOTHER FRIKKIN MIND!




PIC COURTESY: @FuckKeriHilson

5 comments:

  1. What is a Keri Hilson? Hmmmm?

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  2. Omg this my favorite commentary about that Conceited bitch...It is so well written...Skeri Slutson is gonna wish she neva came at a bitch name BEE...Her 15 mins. came and went..hahaha MISS BEYONCE BABYYYYY

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  3. LOLOLOL, he let her ass have it!! That was hilarious and I feel the same way!

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  4. Mannnnn I actually liked her for "energy" BUT her cocky ass attitude messed it up and I hope her new album flops and her career dies and she goes back to "decater hoe"!

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  5. You need a fanbase before you talk shit! And stop plugging that damn flop album on Twitter err damn day!

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